Anonymous asked:

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

trust2 Answer:

known—unknown:

portionsforfoxes:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

holy shit

no chill whatsoever lmfao - i likee

wellllllllpppppppppppp

$139 for a Sociology book tho?

$85 for a Biology Lab manual?

$169 for a Biology textbook?

+ The two other classes I’m taking that will most likely require some books?

I’m not counting the $13 book I had to get for a different Sociology class because that’s extremeeeeeeeeeeellllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy reasonable.

Them other 3 tho?

Nah son.

I expected the science book to be costly, but a sociology book for $139?

What ch’all smokin’?

But for real tho….

I really have absolutely no clue why I made an IG.

I legit hate being photographed, especially when I’m my own photographer.

I’ve made 5 posts so far.

None of them are of my face, lol

well, aside from my icon/avatar thingy.

+I only have 2 people on there since I don’t want to add anyone

cause even I think its semi-creepy that I have no pics up.

-_-

That awkward moment when you fall asleep watching Constantine on Cinemax

and when you wake up about 3 hours later there’s one of them porn shows on your TV

and the volume was pretty loud

which means your mom definitely heard all the moaning and stuff that was going on

but you still change the channel with the quickness.

-_-

trust2:

teflon-dawn212

Name: Jay (for short)
Nickname: Depends on who you ask. My penname/moniker is “trust2” tho.
Birthday: July 1990
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Comfortable/I love women
Height: 5’9/5’10
Time Zone: EST
What time and date is it there?: 10:10AM, 8/26/2014
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 3-5
My most used phrase(s): “lol” (unfortunately…I start basically everything with that. I’m not really laughing tho, most of the time), “word”, “nahh”, “okiee”
First word that comes to mind: Huh? *shrugs* (No clue why that was the first word that came to mind……)
What I last said to a family member: “There isn’t any truck outside”
How many blankets I sleep under: 1
Favorite beverages: SilkPure Chocolate Almond Milk, Chocolate Milkshakes, TruMoo Chocolate Milk, and Lemonade
Last movie I watched in the cinema: X-Men: Days of Future Past
Three Things I Can’t Live Without: Wifi, Laptop, Food
Something I Plan on Learning: *shrug*. Plan on getting better at investing, I suppose.
A piece of advice for all my followers subscribers: Y’all should stop sleeping on me tho. Get in while you can. 0=)
You all have to listen to this one song: “Justice, we’re calling..” by trust2 (check my tagged/poem link for it) or “Love Me” by AZ

I’m tagging:

caribbeanblu

theblvckminimvlist

the-black-mans-flute

shanellbklyn

tchrishelle

erxlet

fangsandrobots

krunchyknuts

kaycritiques

naturallysilent

Reblogging since I was tagged again =P

tchrishelle

=)

Soo….

Biology lecture was so boring….

that I wrote a poem to assuage how miserable I was during class..

I started writing it after about 45 mins of torture.

I need something to take pictures of for IG, now that I have it.

Not really looking forward to that class….ever

True story:

When I was in my early teens and even into my late teens, I wanted to travel around NYC fighting crime — mainly rape.

The plan was to buy a car and dress in full tactical gear and drive around NYC in the midst of the night literally looking for trouble.

Looking for dudes stalking women or harassing women or worse and subsequently getting out of the car and beating the sh*t out of them.

That was basically it.

#thug…life?

movie-quality costumes are dope af tho for real

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

Gonna add this to my shopping list of gifts to give my women friends.
Unfortunate that we live in a world where I’ve resorted to buying pepper spray and other self-defense products for my women friends but…
*shrugs*

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

Gonna add this to my shopping list of gifts to give my women friends.

Unfortunate that we live in a world where I’ve resorted to buying pepper spray and other self-defense products for my women friends but…

*shrugs*

(via dearrebecca)

Can we talk about how bigger homie on the left looks like he’s gathering his bars together in his head and is about ready to kick a freestyle off the top in a minute?

"Uh

Aww yeahh

Ayo, check it

uh

Its me and my lil homie and we chillin’ in a zoo

we got a gazebo behind us and girl with a fiddle playin’ too

behind the white picket cause she’s afraid to come through

cause she knows behind the fence, we get buck wild, we crazy

plus we’re hung like an elephant, wink wink to all the ladies

but yo

most of y’all can’t even handle all the thickness

but its all good, cause I’m on the road to riches

you see,

me and my crew

yeah we’re about to blow up

and f*ck all the poachers who tried to use me for my tusks

but let me tell you, its simple, I do this with such ease

and get flyer than Dumbo with them ears of his flappin’ in the breeze

…and I’m out, peace”

elephants violin music freestyle

First day of my last semester in college tomorrow.

Probably going to be thinking: “Is it December yet?”

for the entire day semester.

Mehhhhhh.
I don’t believe in chasing anyone if they walk away from you.
Since, quite literally, that means they are turning their backs on you.
Granted, in some situations where you’ve done something pretty wrong/bad then….you have to somehow make up for that. & In the heat of the moment, they might walk away from you in an attempt to clear their mind and get some space to think.
However, in most other cases, I don’t see why someone should chase after them.
You shouldn’t have to make or force or persuade someone to stay with you — even during the rougher times of a relationship that may come to fruition.
If they want to stay, they will. The love they have for you and the love they know you have for them is all the convincing that would ever need to be done.
Imo, at least.
*shrugs*

Mehhhhhh.

I don’t believe in chasing anyone if they walk away from you.

Since, quite literally, that means they are turning their backs on you.

Granted, in some situations where you’ve done something pretty wrong/bad then….you have to somehow make up for that. & In the heat of the moment, they might walk away from you in an attempt to clear their mind and get some space to think.

However, in most other cases, I don’t see why someone should chase after them.

You shouldn’t have to make or force or persuade someone to stay with you — even during the rougher times of a relationship that may come to fruition.

If they want to stay, they will. The love they have for you and the love they know you have for them is all the convincing that would ever need to be done.

Imo, at least.

*shrugs*

(via dearrebecca)

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

Smh.
Using “Normal” to describe skin is best used with acne/skin-ailment related products to distinguish normal/balanced skin from sensitive, dry, or oily skin.
If its not such a product, best use “For all skin types” rather than “Normal to Dark Skin” for all other products.
Unless, my dear Dove, you think “Dark skin” is in fact a skin ailment.
In that case, you sir/ma’am, are racist.

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

Smh.

Using “Normal” to describe skin is best used with acne/skin-ailment related products to distinguish normal/balanced skin from sensitive, dry, or oily skin.

If its not such a product, best use “For all skin types” rather than “Normal to Dark Skin” for all other products.

Unless, my dear Dove, you think “Dark skin” is in fact a skin ailment.

In that case, you sir/ma’am, are racist.

(via citizins)

fail

So…

Space Shuttles travel 5 miles per second…

That’s uh…

Pretty fast.

No speed limits in space.

Aliens def drag race carefree.

Welllllllllppppppp

I’ll definitely be eating the entire container tonight.

Yup.

This might be my second favorite ice cream.