"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez


I live

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people be talented af tho props


boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*


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i combined two of my favorite things in the galaxy

wtf how does this only have like 40 notes


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I still get a little upset over the fact that Big Pun never got the recognition he deserved — when he was alive and even now, after his death.

He so easily makes Top 5, imo.

Big Pun hip-hop



its very hot and I have no AC

so I’ve recently began to only wear basketball shorts with no underwear or shirt…

and my….johnson….has popped out from the bottom of my shorts several times…

and I can’t remember if it popped out when I took a step down from my front door to pick up the package that FedEx delivered

and there was a new employee (woman) being trained by the usual FedEx guy who comes so I was hoping that it didn’t pop out because I’m sure she’s not trying to see that on her first day of work —

tho, it would probably make a good blog post, if she has a blog, or a conversation booster if someone asks her how her first day was.

I probably shouldn’t be sitting on my couch, in front of the fan, with basketball shorts and no underwear.

My goods popped out from the bottom like 4 times in the last 5 minutes.

…..I also hope it didn’t pop out when I was opening the door for the FedEx workers.

There was the usual FedEx person (guy) training a new employee (woman) and…well….it would be quite the first day on the job if one of the last thing she sees before her shift is over is my penis coming out from underneath my bball shorts…..


I'm sorry if I scarred you for life

What’s really good with FedEx tho,

where my Amazon purchases at? Its 5PM.


yepppppppp. I made an IG.

Except I kind of have no friends to add.

& I don’t like taking pics, even tho I have 19 posts since I first started on August 28th.

8 subscribers on IG,

I’m famous boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.


Qdoba was better than Chipotle, but my burritos are still better than both of them.

I went there today during my 4 hour break between classes.

innatelydope asked:

once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers!

trust2 Answer:

Awwwwwwwwwwwww. I’m one of your 10 favorite subscribers. XD

Ummm. Let’s see:

  1. Resiliency: I bounce back from hardships whether in terms of relationship or finance or school or whatever pretty quickly.
  2. Resourcefulness: I’ve been blessed with a mentality that seems to allow me to thrive regardless of the given circumstances. I know how to make a dollar out of 15 cents, so to speak.
  3. My foresight/tendency to “overthink”: I think it has done me more good than harm. I envision my future daily and I plan for it daily and these dreams of mine + the knowledge and skill towards how to attain what I desire has kept me motivated to keep pushing forward.
  4. My chest, abdomen, and leg hair.
  5. My hands.



Anonymous asked:

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

trust2 Answer:





At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

holy shit

no chill whatsoever lmfao - i likee


$139 for a Sociology book tho?

$85 for a Biology Lab manual?

$169 for a Biology textbook?

+ The two other classes I’m taking that will most likely require some books?

I’m not counting the $13 book I had to get for a different Sociology class because that’s extremeeeeeeeeeeellllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy reasonable.

Them other 3 tho?

Nah son.

I expected the science book to be costly, but a sociology book for $139?

What ch’all smokin’?