Spongebob literally has facial expressions for my everything

lokithebetterson:

When I’m disgusted:

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Me when someone is as stupid as they look:

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Me when I’m watching cute interviews:

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Me when I get something wrong on a quiz that was easy af:

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Me when I see something I can’t unsee:

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Me when drunkards are passing under my window at 3 in the morning:

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Me when I’m waiting for a store to open:

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Me when I ask mom for something I want:

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Me when freshmans:

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Me when I’m looking gorgeous af:

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Me when gossip:

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Me when a hot guy catches me staring:

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Me when cute animals:

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Me that time I messed up my favorite skirt:

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Me in the morning:

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Me when a spider:

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Me most of the time:

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Me when celebrity crush:

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Me at the drop of a hat:

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ultrafacts:

zhuki-reblogs:

the-hecate-kalivas:

ultrafacts:

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This is why Rome won so many battles. Enemy spies would wait for them to read battle plans to themselves while mouthing the words; trouble was, they had learned not to!

Spoken language is still processed through the auditory sense and centers. Your brain cannot tell the difference between things you actually hear and things that you have only imagined hearing. Silent reading is imagining the sound of words being spoken. The big question, is what kind of voice do you hear reading the words? (I hear my own voice as it sounded when I was 5.)

^Which is also why if you are close to someone, you often imagine their voices as you read their text messages.

ultrafacts:

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the-hecate-kalivas:

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This is why Rome won so many battles. Enemy spies would wait for them to read battle plans to themselves while mouthing the words; trouble was, they had learned not to!

Spoken language is still processed through the auditory sense and centers. Your brain cannot tell the difference between things you actually hear and things that you have only imagined hearing. Silent reading is imagining the sound of words being spoken. The big question, is what kind of voice do you hear reading the words? (I hear my own voice as it sounded when I was 5.)

^Which is also why if you are close to someone, you often imagine their voices as you read their text messages.

Jay Z Exchanges Disses With Passerby in France

Probably the shittiest article ever written.

LMFAO @ the first sentence.

How dare they put Lil Wayne and Drake in the same category as Jay-Z or heyday-Nas.

Also, Jay-Z didn’t exactly diss him, nor did necessarily win the verbal exchange since.

Nevertheless, you’d be surprised at who people don’t know and wouldn’t recognize.

A dude at my job last week what artists/rappers/singers we’ve had perform at our job and the first person I said was “Nas” since I thought that would be the most recognizable name….then he replies: “Ahs? Who’s that?” and I smirked and said: “No, Nas. Nas…the rapper” and then a co-worker of mine said “How bout Trey Songz? He was here not too long ago” and then she proceeded to sing part of one of his songs. Then he just looked at us like we’re crazy and said: “No, sorry. I don’t know who you’re talking about. I’m more of a country music man”. Then I looked at my co-worker and asked: “Why would he even ask what artists we’ve had here after I mentioned Def Jam, Hot 97, and rap/R&B if he doesn’t even know who Nas is?”

But yeahh. I guess its similar to the post on here of a tweet pic of Niel deGrasse Tyson on his laptop on the subway and the caption was like “lol. look @ this nerd on his laptop in the train”. Some people are much more famous than others. I’m sure I’ve passed by a fair share of famous or rich people without recognizing them….not that I would care if I did. Just people. Everyone’s just people. I’m focused on myself and my people tho. Sooooooooo…….who you?

sweater-kitten:

dynastylnoire:

A man tried to talk to a woman inside a Queens building lobby, then slashed her neck when she ignored him, according to police, who are now looking for the suspect.

The man, believed to be about 20 years old, approached the 26-year-old victim in the lobby of a Jamaica building after 5 a.m. on Oct. 1, police said. 

He tried talking to the woman and when she turned away, he grabbed her from behind and used some sort of cutting instrument to slash her neck, according to police. 

The victim was taken to the hospital, where she was listed in critical but stable condition. An aquaintance of the victim told NBC 4 New York that she is recovering, but that she suffered damage to her vocal chords.

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"Just ignore them"

Damn I live out here 😠

That’s why I don’t believe in this just ignore them stuff.

Rule #1: Never turn your back on your enemy/Never turn your back in a fight.

Everyone’s a potential enemy.

Until you know their intent and they have proven their status then you should not give your trust to that person.

You think a dude roaming the streets at 5AM tryin’ to holla at you isn’t the same type of person that would try to assault, murder, or rape you?

Come on son.

The fault is always the attackers, never the victims. Never.

However, y’all are foolish if you know how dangerous/unsafe/malicious the world can be and individuals in this world can and yet you think you can’t be touched so you don’t take steps necessary to better equip you in such situations.

I’ve been saying this sh*t since I was 16. I’ve been urging all my women friends to start strength training, to take up boxing or mma or krav maga or some form of martial arts, and to start carrying some type of self-defense products…pepper spray, stun gun, whatever.

Shit ain’t a game. I have several friends or family members who’ve been raped, molested, or other wise assault by men.

I take this shit real seriously.

If someone is invading your space in a threatening manner, you strike first.

If the dude who was trying to holla was a “good” dude then even if you punch him or pepper spray him or kick him or whatever…he’s not going to do shit except maybe yell “what the fuck?” while still understanding why you would take such a course of action and it may also make him think twice about trying to holla at women at night, especially in less-safe neighborhoods.

If the dude had it in his thoughts to rape you or do whatever evil shit then….he got the least of what he deserved and you just prevented his thoughts from actualizing.

Fuck these mfs up.

If someone’s trying to kill you, and they are still trying to attack you or chase you after you’ve punched them, kicked them, sprayed them, tased them and tried to run away then….you kill them before they kill you. Period.

Self-defense.

Protect yourself at all times.

Don’t be Victor Ortiz.

Don’t allow him to be Mayweather.

Strength train, learn a martial art, and carry a self-defense weapon.

Get this “I just want to tone” bullsh*t out of your head and train for strength. Train for power (speed + strength).

Why? You’ll jump higher, run faster, punch and kick harder, and be able to better handle a situation that turns into a pushing or grappling match.

Learn a martial art so you can add technique to raw power/strength. You’ll punch and kick harder, faster, and with more accuracy and also learn different takedown counter-attacks.

Carry a self-defense weapon to deliver a quick and effective counter-attack that will subdue your attacker or would-be attacker and allow you to get away and call the police or your peoples.

& Just to reiterate, the victim is never to blame. The attacker is ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS at fault.

HOWEVER, everyone shouldKNOW there’s some real sick/evil/twisted/sadistic mfs in this world, and many of them live in the big cities and try to hide under the cover of night and the fact that they live in a huge city where a description of “male, 5’9, 160lbs, blue jeans, Nike sneakers, and a white t-shirt or grey hoody or black jacket” really doesn’t mean shit. Therefore, y’all should go by the idiom: “hope for the best, but prepare yourself for the worst”

….imo.

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freddyskrueger:

Drake takes a L

shanellbklyn

Hmm….why give a Drake an inch when he rather have 9?

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m0ntecore:


WTF Is Taylor Swift Doing?

But look at lorde

I think that’s what possession looks like. 
You think that Jordin is boppin’ to the music, but nah.
Really, she’s just praying inside her head: “Please Lord protect me from this ungodliness”
and her friend is probably reaffirming the notion of: “If you don’t look at them, they can’t take you” inside his head, repeatedly.

m0ntecore:

WTF Is Taylor Swift Doing?

But look at lorde

I think that’s what possession looks like.

You think that Jordin is boppin’ to the music, but nah.

Really, she’s just praying inside her head: “Please Lord protect me from this ungodliness”

and her friend is probably reaffirming the notion of: “If you don’t look at them, they can’t take you” inside his head, repeatedly.

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naturallysilent asked:

1, 18, and 87 :)

trust2 Answer:

naturallysilent

1, Last kiss?

Couple of weeks ago. Known the person for about 2 years or so. First time ever doing that tho.

18. Have you ever met someone who changed you?

*EDIT* Just realized the question said “this year” so, nope. Technically I haven’t met someone this year who has changed me. I met someone last year tho. That’s the most recent influential person who has brought about a change in my life and me through their entering…and exiting.

87. Do you believe in miracles?

I believe for the most part, people themselves can create miracles in their own lives and in other peoples live. However, in terms of divine intervention, guardian angels, and things like that….I do believe that exists as well. There’s verified accounts of such things. One of the examples that I remember most dealt with a girl who was walking alone through an alleyway late at night after hanging out with her friends at a club in order to get to her house and a convicted rapist was planning on raping her but decided not to go through with it because two huge guys were apparently walking alongside her through the alley. However, the girl insisted she was by herself, while the rapist testified that she was with two large gentlemen. So, I suppose she had two paranormal entities manifest themselves in order to protect her from what they knew would happen if they didn’t. There’s also accounts of Mother Teresa curing some people of deadly diseases by saying a prayer and placing her rosary on the site of the disease/infection/growth, etc. So….I’m sure such paranormal things do exist, tho, I’m not sure how common they are.

Thank you for your questions. =)

kill your curiosity,

1. Last kiss

2. Last phone call

3. Last text message

4. Last song you listened to

5. Last time you cried

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

7. Been cheated on

8. Self harmed

9. Lost someone special

10. Been depressed

11. Been drunk and threw up

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

17. Laughed until you cried

18. Met someone who changed you

19. Found out who your true friends were

20. Found out someone was talking about you

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

27. What time did you wake up today

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

32. What are you listening to right now

33. When is the last time you had sex?

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

35. Most visited webpage

36. Favorite colour

37. Nicknames

38. Relationship Status

39. Zodiac sign

40. Male or female

41. Primary school

42. Secondary School

43. High school/college

44. Eye color

46. Height

47. Do you have a crush on someone

48. What do you like about yourself

49. Piercings

50. Tattoos

51. Righty or lefty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

54. First best friend

55. First hookup

56. First Bestfriend

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

60. Drinking

61. I'm about to

62. Listening to

63. Waiting for

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

65. Get married?

66. Career

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

68. Hugs or kisses

69. Shorter or taller

70. Older or Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud

74. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

77. Drank hard liquor

78. Lost glasses/contacts

79. Had sex

80. Broken someone's heart

82. Been arrested

83. Turned someone down

84. Cried when someone died

85. Fallen for a friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

87. Miracles

88. Love at first sight

89. Heaven

90. Santa Clause

91. Kiss on the first date

92. Angels

93. How would you label yourself?

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

95. Did you sing today

96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

100. Do you like the way you look?